Am I going to be the only person who finds this hilarious?
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Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D.H. Lawrence
Creepy Little Mind
And my Attitude today is....
35 (or so) Things About Me in no particular order
- I am one giant contradiction
- I have been accused of being a wealth of useless information
- I've had two knee replacements (on the same knee)
- The scars are stil cool
- I love the beach, but only if there is somewhere for me to wash off the sand and salt water
- I love mushy songs
- I secretely hate ABBA
- I hate Pineapple and Coconut
- I love Coconut Shrimp from Outback Steakhouse
- I love adventures, rambling thoughts, stupid lyrics, and political films
- I like the windows open in my house, especially when its raining
- I love Key West
- I used to be afraid of storms, but now I love them
- I love my dog
- My dog and I love Doritos
- I have tall people envy
- I love John Denver songs.
- My mother is my best friend
- I think I drive my mother nuts
- I believe that ugly people driving cool convertibles are a road hazard and should be outlawed
- I'm very easily amused, and I have a sic sense of humor
- I am a former United States Marine. And proudly so...
- I have a short attention span
- I love tattoos
- But I only have a couple
- Christmas music rocks!
- I'm a music freak
- I am allergic to cats, but I still love them
- It's a good thing I finally committed to no longer have cats in my house
- I have fractured multiple bones throughout my life; mostly from just being stupid
- I'm loyal
- My favorite color is blue
- I hate waste: the rich couple living in a 15 bedroom home for no good reason kind of waste; or the Imelda Marcos shoe collection kind of waste
- I love shoes and generally keep around 20 or so pair
- I love watches
- I have a collection of them, and am in a quest to find more interesting and unique timekeepers
- My family is hysterical. I am the least funny person in my family.
- I love to country dance (two-step, country waltz, swing)
- I love shellfish, but I don't care for fish. Except for Salmon. I love salmon.
- I like to chew bubble gum
- I speak 2 1/2 languages, 4 1/2 if you include bs and pig latin
- I used to have an eyebrow ring
2 comments:
i just shot coke zero out of my nose.
..and as I started to read your comment....well, suffice to say, I was going somewhere else! LOL
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