Guiltar: a musical instrument whose strings are pulled by your mother.
Goodzilla: a giant lizard that puts out forest fires by stamping on them.
Hindkerchief: really expensive toilet paper; toilet paper at Buckingham Palace.
Governmend: Trying to fix everything through politics.
Fleezing: Running for your life, in the cold.
African Violent: How government blossoms on that continent.
Photographt: Using a fake ID to cash bad checks.
Electrocity: Using energy for war crimes and other evil purposes.
Republicant: "Small government" hypocrisy.
Democrant: Screaming about "unfairness" and "social justice".
Negligent: Describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
Abdicate: To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
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